She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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