Cold hands, warm shart.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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