don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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