Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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