how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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