Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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