Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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