you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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