Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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