just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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