The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize