So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
being pregnant is like rehab
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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