The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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