My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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