discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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