ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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