So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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