i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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