dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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