Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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