I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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