The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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