I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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