we made out on top of his cat.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
soo... how was my night?
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