He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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