I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
