Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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