Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
third nipple confirmed
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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