Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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