did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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