Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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