i just had sex bonerless
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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