Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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