its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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