Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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