Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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