I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
she looked like the before picture.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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