Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Sober January is a disaster.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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