So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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