I'm laying in your front yard are you home
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
how drunk are you?
Several
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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