I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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