Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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