Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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