is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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