your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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