Hey man sorry I got all grabby
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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