I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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