So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
