Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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