The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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