I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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